Yo! Pastor Jeff,

What's up man! You steppin...you wanna go?! Well, it's your birthday so I'll take it easy on you. After all, you're like 50 years old, 50!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, you are really, really super old. Think about it, that's half a century old. CENTURY, what's that like? Not to mention that you're two and a half times my age. But.... you really do look young for your age, I mean you could easily pass for a 49...maybe 48 year old, that's pretty good; you should be thankful. I guess what I've been trying to say this whole time is that even though you are really super old, YOU ARE REALLY SUPER AWESOME!! Happy Birthday Pastor Jeff, I really love you.

Trevor

P.S. You're almost as old as my Dad!